my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this
look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit
if there was a post to describe australia, this is it
you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?
that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?
fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?
wake up australia
That’s what birds do
They fly around and fuck shit up
Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country
Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit
It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.
Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do
yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes
why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.
My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.
no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange
what the actual fuck australia
All lovers lost
Faith and Muse
William Faith and Monica Richards - Faith and the Muse
Monica Richards (Madhouse Promo Photo 1984)
William Faith and Rozz Williams - (Shadow Project)
[MUFFLED CRYING AND CRAMPING PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]
cramping playing in the distance
Beautiful Rudeness - hand type
ive never been insulted so elegantly
I can’t stop laughing at this.
The alarming thing is how long it took me to realize that this wasn’t two gifs of Jamie Lannister.
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
- Got so drunk you passed out.
- Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
- Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
- Snorted cocaine.
- Failed a class.
- Smoked weed.
- Dealt drugs.
- Been in a car accident.
- Been in a tornado.
Been to a funeral.
- Burned yourself.
- Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
- Cheated on someone.
Been cheated on.
- Written a 10 page letter.
- Gone skiing.
- Been sailing.
Have a best friend.
- Lost someone you loved.
- Shoplifted something.
- Been to jail.
- Dangerously close to being in jail.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
- Dropped out of school.
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
- Had a yard sale.
- Had a lemonade stand.
- Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
- Been in a school play.
- Been fired from a job.
- Swam with dolphins.
- Taken a lie detector test.
- Gone to Sea World.
- Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
- Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
- Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Taken a taxi.
- Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
- Had a drug or alcohol problem.
- Been in a fist fight.
- Suffered any form of abuse.
- Gone surfing in California.
- Had a hamster/guinea pig.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
- Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
- Got straight A’s.
- Been on the Honor Roll.
- Know someone with HIV or AIDS.
Made-out with someone.
- Played on a sports team.
- Snuck out of the house.
- Swore at a teacher.
- Gone laser tagging.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
- Been on the TV.
- French braided.
- Driven a car.
- Performed in front of an audience.
Been in love.
Been on a train.
- Seen a ghost.
- Gone bungee-jumping.
- Been to Mexico.
- Crashed a car.
- Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.
Made an 11:11 wish.
- Forwarded a chain letter.
Made a mistake.